i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
If you're ever desperate for a guy's #, ask him to call your lost cell phone so you can find it. Some genius used that on me last night. FML
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
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