I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
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