how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
were you wearing a green and blue thong last night?
yes! wait why?
because i found it in my pocket this morning...
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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