i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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