what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
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