I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
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