is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
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