after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
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