reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
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It was my first time buying condoms at the liquor store... I was nervous and there were quite a few people, so I tried to do it as quickly and quietly as possible. When I got to the Indian cashier, he took one look at them and said loudly, "Ohhh you gonna get it on tonight, ah?!"
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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