Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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