I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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