I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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