he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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