Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
Randomize
