I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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