I want to have your abortion
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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