found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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