they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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