I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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