she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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