I'm drunk in f*****g wisconsin and want to kill myself.
If it's any consolation, be grateful that you're not in New Jersey.
Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
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