The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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