We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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