Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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