i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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