she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
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