dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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