I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
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