you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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