Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
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