she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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