I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
i came on her dog
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
Randomize
