she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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