I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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