i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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