Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
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