Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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