the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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