In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
I think your dad took our porno
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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