in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
Febreezed myself at a stop light on the way to the IRS office. Judgmental glare from some old lady in the car next to me, thumbs up from her husband.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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