It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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