these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
Tomorrow is my favorite texting day of the year... It's where I send every guy I've had sex with this past year a text saying "happy not a Father's Day" and we laugh and I get so much dick it's wonderful.
not ubering you a puppy
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
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