Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
I want you more than these girls want KFC
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
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