well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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