i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
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