whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
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