We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
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