Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
I don't know, Alex. I don't know. I lost my keys, my debit card, my makeup bag, broke my purse, had to have someone cut my shoe off, I have no idea where my costume is. I woke up next to the biggest douchebag I know and made out with this other guy while SIMULTANEOUSLY talking on the phone to the guy I'm talking to...
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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