After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
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You. Win. At. Life.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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