I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
Your cat ate my taco.
. . . I don't have a cat?
It was laying in your bed. Now it's hunting for more tacos.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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