well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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