Your favorite bartender is back from prision
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
I just sent a Slack that autocorrected tomorrow to gonorrhoea. Please note that Slack autocorrect isn’t very good.
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